Saturday, December 12

David Cameron's revenge on turnip land

Cor blast me - better brace yourselves. This is really funny. Well, David Cameron and the Daily Mail thought so.

"David Cameron has exacted sweet revenge on ‘Turnip Taliban’ Tories who tried to sack Norfolk candidate Liz Truss over her affair with MP Mark Field," the paper says.

"He joked at a private dinner: ‘A Norfolk farmer asked a nice chap to a party and said, “There’ll be heavy drinking, violence and rough sex – all right, boy?” ‘The chap nervously agreed. When he asked, “How many will be there?” the farmer grinned.

“Just you and me.”’

I bet that had them jumping about like a box of frogs.


1 comment:

  1. You do wonder what is the use of open primaries when all the candidates have been selected by Conservative Central Office.

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